When the villagers of Kleinschloss start dying of blood loss, the town suspects a resurgence of vampirism. Suspicion falls on simple-minded Herman Gleib because of his fondness for bats.

Captain Caveman is the titular hero of the cartoon series of the same name, he is a caveman brought back to life in the modern age who fights crime and injustice with the aid of his band of mainly female friends: he is armed with a large club and is famous for his battle-cry of "CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!".

A young girl named Burma attends a beach party with her boyfriend and after she smokes marijuana with a bunch of other girls, she gets pregnant and another girl drowns while skinny dipping in the ocean. Burma and her boyfriend go to work for the pusher in order to make money so they can get married. However, during a drug deal her boyfriend is killed leaving Burma to fend for herself. Burma then becomes a major narcotics pusher in her own right.