Tiger is the owner of a brothel who moonlights as a kung Fu artist under the watchful eye of “Master.” They run into serious trouble when ninjas inexplicably show up and jeopardize Tiger’s prostitution ring.

Hildy, the journalist former wife of newspaper editor Walter Burns, visits his office to inform him that she’s engaged and will be getting remarried the next day. Walter can’t let that happen and frames the fiancé, Bruce Baldwin, for one thing after another, to keep him temporarily held in prison, while trying to steer Hildy into returning to her old job as his employee.