Two literary women compete for 20 years: one writes for the critics; the other one, to get rich.

The evil Count Down kidnaps the queen and Snagglepuss, true to his king, sets out to save her majesty. Things look bad when the Count prepares to duel Snagglepuss, but the queen herself steps in and saves him. As his reward for his devotion to his monarch, the queen decides, instead of a bear rug, she will make him her own personal mountain lion rug.

A motorcycle rebel (Joe Namath) rescues a woman (Ann-Margret) from his gang and fights an outlaw guru for supremacy.