The handsome top agent Matt Helm dies a tragic death in his bath tub - the women mourn about the loss. However it’s just faked for his latest top-secret mission: He shall find Dr. Solaris, inventor of the Helium laser beam, powerful enough to destroy a whole continent. It seems Dr. Solaris has been kidnapped by a criminal organization. The trace leads to the Cote D’Azur. Stars Dean Martin and Ann-Margret.

Reporter Charles Wills, in Paris to cover the end of World War II, falls for the beautiful Helen Ellswirth following a brief flirtation with her sister, Marion. After he and Helen marry, Charles pursues his novelistic ambition while supporting his new bride with a deadening job at a newspaper wire service.

Curly Joe puts on his coat and begins to go out the door. Moe asks where he is going, and he says to the dentist. The Stooges cause all kinds of trouble by trying to extract the toot themselves.