https://adilo.bigcommand.com/034bfdaa-0f63-44ec-9a52-45fe70e8b82f.mp4 https://stream.adilo.com/adilo-encoding/aImtEGq5W2WlUBdW/sX0_5vfi/thumb/vQYbfFn7mvsSYVL2hmhTlSofh5PZYQNU.png Petticoat Junction Ep 21 - The Very Old Antique Petticoat Junction Ep 21 - The Very Old Antique https://adilo.bigcommand.com/034bfdaa-0f63-44ec-9a52-45fe70e8b82f.mp4 1544 0 1970-01-01T00:00:00+00:00 Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction Forget about your cares It is time to relax at the junction Allowed to you bet even more When you get to the junction Petticoat junction there's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction junction It is run by Kate Come and be her guest at the junction code and that circle Joe He's a moving conde junction fair court junction Martin Boys How are you Hello Hello Hi Kate This is gonna be the smoothest ride to Hooterville you ever had You mean we aren't taking the cannonball What took you so long I was finishing up for shopping Liz Kate We got a schedule to maintain Well so I supper schedule which do you want to maintain Chicken and dumplings and blueberry pie Oh I gotta get this thing fixed It keeps running fast The Charlie you were right That was a smooth ride like sailing on a pink cloud Thanks for the kind words Kate You figure to get your shopping done by the time we get this pink cloud turned around Well I should say I can't wait to get aboard Hey look it's that dead little fellow from the main line of the railroad It sure is And that can mean only one thing Trouble Come on morning Mr Below Oh good morning Mrs Bradley Lovely morning isn't it Uh dandy What brings you to Hooterville Mr Below Nothing wrong I hope wrong What could be wrong Nothing could be more right Mr Below I hate to say this It sounds like you thought up another way to scrap the cannonball scrap the cannonball I wouldn't think of scrapping that lovely little train Oh you really mean that un equivocally Mrs Bradley Oh I'll admit in the past I wanted to derail it junk it melt it down for paper weights get rid of it any way that I could but not anymore Those days are completely forgotten Sure enough in my effort to shut down this branch line I have suffered humiliation and embarrassment and my standing as vice president of the CNFW Railroaders has been in jeopardy time and again but those days are also forgotten Well Mr Below that's great news It sure is But getting back to what I asked you a while ago what brings you to Hooterville Oh well I am meeting Mr Philip Waterhouse here He's a retired railroad tycoon His hobby is old trains He plays with him in his 1000 acre backyard in California He plays with trains You mean precisely Mrs Bradley I am selling him The Hooterville Cannonball Oh no Mr Below You can but I can Mrs Bradley Mr Waterhouse is going to pay a small fortune for It Turns out that the Hooterville Cannonball is an 18 91 Rogers The last one of its kind left in the world and you know who turned up this little fact You know what you are Mr Below Yes A heel A fink A no good stinker A dirty rat Take a pic I think dirty rat fits you best Well Mr below the people in this community can get along without the cannibal You know that that's true Mrs Bradley But this is progress something you've held up for years Why don't we talk about this over a nice hot meal at my place Oh no you don't Mrs Bradley You tricked me for the last time that train is finished You're finished Everybody's finished Who is Mr Below Certainly not me I'm below I'm Mr Cassidy Mr Waterhouse's secretary How do you do Mr Waterhouse I'm home of bed Mr Waterhouse says how do you do Well why are we wasting time I could be having my breakfast Yes sir Now let's see what's on your diet this morning sir Probably nails a dried fig sir I don't like that woman's looks Tell her to get about her business tell her to get about her business Tell her to get about her business Now just a minute in Hooterville we don't ricochet our conversations off of one another We take direct aim at the person we're talking to Besides anything that happens to the cannonball happens to be our business What are they yammering about Don't worry about them don't worry about them who's worrying who's worrying I am I think we could save some time if Mr Waterhouse had signed this purchase order right now Mr Waterhouse does not buy pigs and pokes He'll sign the order when he's certain that the engine is a genuine 18 91 Rogers And after he's had a trial run to check the condition of the train Fine fine I'm sure that Mr Waterhouse will take into consideration that the train is old and old trains like old people are bound to be a little creaky Oh no offense intended This would be the one day I got the cannonball running smooth as silk Well Charlie you gotta make a sow's ear out of a silk train Mr Waterhouse is ready for the trial run Smokes Pat We're taking her out for a trial run Well Charlie I guess you'll be dropping me off at the shady rest for the last time I reckon So Kate I'll dust off the seat and the coach for you and Mr Waterhouse It's a good thing Mr Waterhouse has Mr below along to point out the features of the cannonball Yeah when it comes to trains it takes an experienced man like Mr below to know the score Ken I don't want to see the cannonball sold more than you do but my pride's at stake I got her perm like a kitten Will she better start spitting like a wildcat Or we're gonna start eating like pigeons You're right Kate I've got the seat all cleaned off for you Mr Waterhouse We're all set to get a bar Mr Below I don't see why you feel it's necessary to come along to point out the features of this train to Mr Waterhouse features What features Mr Waterhouse has been a railroad man for 50 years 51 I think Mr Waterhouse is capable of determining the condition of a train without your help But now wait a minute Mr Waterhouse does not need a nurse maid Now you wait here till we get back I know more about trains and he'll know if he lives to be 100 Must we sit here It's the most comfortable seat in the car sir The only one I can guarantee the springs won't pop out I what's the matter Sonny you lost Kate Bradley is responsible for this Where is she on the train She is I'd better get aboard Oh Mr Waterhouse she'll trick you We it stop it trying down that blasted train What is that woman doing I'm tying myself down for the train ride You gentlemen better brace yourselves I never heard anything so ridiculous in all my life You never rode on such a ridiculous train In all your life Can't say I didn't warn you This may put a crimp in Charlie's pride but maybe it'll keep food on the table How long are we gonna wait You made a suggestion a few miles back That Mr Waterhouse thought it was a good one Thank you sir I thought it was a good one too You said you would signal the engineer to stop the train so Mr Waterhouse could see how the brakes worked I sure did say that Well what is the matter with that engineer Is he asleep Give him the signal again He got the signal the first time the brakes are on now we get pretty smooth don't we Those brakes will take a hole just like that as soon as we hit the upgrade across the creek Are you keeping a list of all these defects I certainly am sir Did you hear what I hear What is it Kate Listen I think the cannonball's trying to tell us something My golly Kate you're right We're trying to tell you what but another one of the wheels is out of way You see too And by some miracle he's managing to stop the train We're lucky She's pulling up lamb right at the shady rest What like to Clare What a fortunate coincidence You're such nice gentlemen I'm sorry you had to get hooked on another one of Mr Bela's sharp deals Nobody sharp deals Mr Waterhouse Why the condition of the strain has made him very happy happy His greatest joy is in repairing these antique locomotives and this one is certainly in need of lots of repairs Mr Waterhouse will ride the cab back to Hooterville to inspect the engine Oh wait a minute Uh uh Charlie wouldn't try to bring her back in the condition she's in it It'd be too dangerous wouldn't it Floyd And it'll take two or three hours to even get to where she could limp back Isn't that right Floyd But you're welcome to wait at Shady Rest It's right up the hill from here It is about time for your nap sir That was a close one I nearly lost him Now then you and Charlie sneak off on your run to Pixley and back I gotta have time to pierce that man's meanness You need an elephant gun to get through that hide And I got a hunch about that old saying they're no bad millionaires Just bad stomachs Uncle Joe Get up the train scene Looks like mom brought back a couple of guests Come on Uncle Joe Just five minutes more Mom I promise you get to school on time Oh stop kidding Uncle Joe We have guests Honest Well well Oh yeah Well there we are Now We can't exactly make you feel at home but we can make you comfortable Do you expect me to stay in this this broken down shack Order that again Mr Well it isn't exactly a palace but as they say any port in a storm just a minute Key We ain't so hard up You have to humble yourself Uncle Joe Please don't just Uncle Joe Please Me I ain't standing by and seeing you insulted by a couple of cheap salesmen with just one bit sample case between them This happens to be an attache case I don't care if you're selling attache or electric guitar Just be sure your broken down partner here keeps a civil tongue in his head Tell him to shut up please Gentlemen if you would just step inside like she says sir and poured in a storm Just a minute buddy I ain't heard you apologize The young lady you realize you were talking to Mr Philip Waterhouse and his secretary Kate After all I've taught you about spotting phonies who ever heard of a man Secretary lots of millionaires have men secretaries You are a million me in there Mr Waterhouse is here to buy the cannonball It's an antique Let me handle it Kate I'll get us a good price for the train We can't sell something we don't own Kate We got a house full of antiques Me and er don't just stand around window shopping they buy but we don't want to sell anything We just want to save the cannonball Ok Ok We'll save that for the last that'll mean canceling a lot of reservations but I can let you have the whole second floor Mr Water Rich Mr Waterhouse would like a room where he can take a short nap and wash up your wash is my command It's a little joke I thought you might enjoy Tell him we don't we don't go after you get your 40 weeks I'll show you our stock of antiques I hope Mr Waterhouse has a nice nap Oh I'm sure he will Come on Cassidy sir I thought I would stay down here for a moment and go over these notes All right But hurry Yeah hurry now Mr Water Ridge hasn't got it all night waterhouse Well why don't you take your notes into the dining room You won't be disturbed in there Oh thank you I'll I'll be fine right here I'm gonna go set the table Mom Uh you're right Perhaps I'll have uh more privacy in the dining room Uh Billy Yes mom You're disturbing Mr Cassidy I know But isn't it exciting And he acts like a college man Hey Joe you get the fixing for the chicken and dumplings We gotta get going fast and now to get Mr Cassidy out of the way so I can have a nice long chat with Mr Waterhouse when he wakes up here You are now get going Hi Hi Hi Where are you going to borrow a cup of sugar from a neighbor Could I uh walk along with you Well I guess it'll be all right Hey where are the girls headed with that meal secretary to buy a cup of sugar from one of our neighbors We are our closest neighbors Five miles away He's gonna find that out Hickey What happened to those price tags we had left over from the rummage sale I'm gonna make everything look like it's for sale I'll market clearance rich man upstairs Don't you know what it means to be this close to millions of dollars maybe billions He's rich Well with all the genuine antiques we got around here he needs us worse than we need him Cassidy coming Mr Water Rich What's Cassidy He's Cassidy his secretary I'll go fetch him K you can't keep millionaires waiting Uncle Joe Uh Please find Mr Cassidy Mr Waterhouse wants him Well he just wish Please hurry Uncle Joe Mr Waterhouse The poor old thing is helpless without his secretary helpless Am I Well you can just tell Cassidy that I don't want to be disturbed It works Now if I just have time to fix the chicken and dumplings I'll be able to tame that lion I never saw a lion Your chicken couldn't turn into a lamb lion Chicken lamb That's pretty good buddy Joe and I'm only a teenager Oh but believe me Mr Travis nothing can keep this sale from going through or they're out a trial run now when they get back No no Mr Travis There's nobody on the train with him except Kate Bradley Mr Travis Kate Bradley's no match for Mr Waterhouse The only way she can talk to him is through Cassidy Nothing can happen No that's right Well goodbye Mr Travis Oh I better get out there right away Where's my secretary Cassidy Oh he went for a walk Mr Water Ridge House Yeah Yeah I went out of the house for a walk What am I supposed to do until he gets back Well you like antiques or don't you just browse around See if you can find yourself a few barnards You know how old this elevator is 18 22 figured out 18 22 Well that's remarkable Remarkable Is hardly the name for it The word is Oh anti Now the word is remarkable 18 22 Yeah Remarkable ain't it Yes Especially since the elevator wasn't invented until 18 52 which proved my point I don't not that I let it break into 1000 pieces Sure glad I wasn't sitting there when the Indian arrow hit Remarkable Who was that Who is Phoebe I'm a minor bird Sometimes I keep her in the elevator Remake Ball Remarkable I got to get out of this mad house Where's your phone phone Oh I get it You're a sharp trader You know a bargain when you see one What are you talking about now let's just lay your cards on the table You want the phone we'll make you a price on Operator Operator Let's stop playing games You know a phone that old wouldn't work It worked once though there was only five words spoken into it quick Watson I need You can't you put a bustle on that minor bird Yeah gladly But it'd be muzzling the beak of a 95 year old minor bird Anthony You let me tell you something So you're probably wondering about the chipped edges on that tray Why do you know how it is when careless Indians shake ashes out of their peace pipes He hasn't got a chance Now I'm gonna show you what I really think of your antiques Well of all things How dare you break that ashtray That's my personal property All right Kate Mr Water Rich was just having a little fun Well he's gonna have a little more fun cleaning it up Watch you get down and clean up every one of those pieces Kate you can't talk that way in a millionaire I could talk that way to a spoiled child and that's what he is Now you listen to me Yeah you better listen to him You shut up You bet I will You think you've been fooling me with your cheap schemes to keep me from buying that train You can't fool him Kate He's brilliant Don't you think I know why you sent Cassidy away so you could cry on my shoulder with some sad story He he don't like sad stories Hey did you ever hear them What happened Whistle to me It's true I screamed But I could have staked my life that you had a spark of decency in you And that maybe somehow I could show you how important that train was to us to you It's just another toy But I guess I was mistaken in my judgment You ought to be ashamed My mother went through a lot of trouble making chicken and dumplings for you Just so you'd listen to her side of the story No I get it the way to a man's heart is through his stomach Huh Why That's the corniest trick of them all You're right I should have known you didn't have a heart to get through your stomach too That doesn't sound right But you know what I mean All the nerve and I'm gonna keep this up until you get Cassidy back here No you're take it easy now you get on you No just give it to my mom Now I'm gonna lock you up there to be drunk Who is it It's me Kate Bradley Well open that door and make it snappy Yeah Oh you finally decided it was safer to let me out huh The only thing I decided was that even a cranky crotchety old man can get hungry eat I wouldn't need your cooking If I were starving you eat everything on that plate till the last morsel are so healthy I'm gonna turn you over my knee and spank the daylights out of you I don't think I can't do it Well you gonna stand there and watch me I don't think that'll be necessary Hello When you finished eating you'll find the price of the plate marked on the bottom I should have known you'd be able to handle it but it could have saved me a 25 mile hike from Hooterville Tell him to shut up I'm thinking shut up He's thinking I heard I heard Does this mean we'll have to move We'll talk about it later honey You know I'm a good man to give him back that $50 he gave me for that stuff He broke Joe Did you take money from him If Mr Waterhouse will sign these papers we can all go back on his train Mr Waterhouse examined the train thoroughly The engine is an 18 91 Rogers There is authentic in every detail that Mr Waterhouse is looking for an 18 90 porter What But you won't tell that scoundrel below I may have him arrested for fraud Good idea sir But Mr Waterhouse sir Mr Man shut up shut up Well we better get out of here before he tries to sell me the Brooklyn bridge Bye Mrs Bradley Bye Mr Waterhouse Tell the others Goodbye Goodbye Did you hear that Kate We're still in business How do you like that Below trying to skin that nice millionaire I gotta learn to have more confidence in my first impressions petticoat junction This has been a film ways presentation
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